It’s that time of year again. Good old turkey, mashed potatoes and pecan pie, along with seeing extended family. I had to check the calendar ahead of time so I remembered what week it is this year. That always confuses me because Thanksgiving isn’t held on a specific date like October 31st or December 25th. It’s always on the last Thursday in November – right before Christmas shopping season – so the date on which it takes place is variable. It confuses me – whose idea was it to schedule it like that? I know it’s pretty much always been on Thursday, but it first became a national holiday on the last Thursday in November when Abraham Lincoln declared it in 1863. I guess he was planning on being hungry that day. And maybe he was tired of getting letters from Sarah Joseph Hale (she’s a 19th century writer who wrote “Mary Had a Little Lamb”) – she really wanted it to be a holiday so she lobbied the government repeatedly until they were finally forced into submission (figuratively.) We should do the same for St. Patrick’s Day – I saw a petition on Facebook a while back to make St. Patrick’s Day a national holiday. Guinness was a sponsor.
Anyway, back to Thanksgiving now. Like other holidays, there are those who try to bring the holiday spirit down. Halloween has the fanatically religious trying to say it’s a devil-worshiping abomination – instead of people having fun with costumes and candy. Christmas has the fanatically secular trying to ban it and censor the word “Christmas” across the country. Thanksgiving has crazy hippies preaching about how our ancestors mistreated the Indians – oh, sorry, “Native Americans,” must have slipped my mind. Us down-to-earth traditional folk can do our best to ignore such bums, as we try to do on other holidays as well. Sometimes party-poopers do get in the way and sometimes their attempt to is simply comedic.
Anyhow, this year my nuclear family is taking a break from cooking and we will travel to Uncle Frank’s newly-opened restaurant in Worcester, Massachusetts. Lots of cousins will be there and it’s always nice to have that connection – with turkey. Hopefully the animal rights fanatics don’t try to ban eating turkey like they did racing greyhounds. If there’s any kickback time later on I might watch a nice Thanksgiving special. Probably an old South Park one. Maybe the one from the fourth season since I recently watched the one from the first season.




